ICBM Program Quotes #62
Sixty Second Edition of The: Top 10 Quotes Overheard in the ICBM Program


Posted Friday, March 25, 2005

  
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10) “One thing I’ve learned on this TDY is that 6 great ICBM minds can’t beat a
college girl named “Dizzle” when it comes to a battle of wits.”

9) “The issue isn’t with software people leaving before the work is done, it’s about the
management leaving before the negative award fee hits.”

8) “As long as you have power, you can make anything work.”

7) “If they need another NS-50, tell them to go to Kwajelin and catch one.”

6) “If you can’t make it work, change the spec.”

5) “It’s not a schedule problem with trainers. The problem is it is always going to be
impossible to test software that isn’t written yet.”

4) “Nothing lasts forever except cockroaches, the B-52, and the Minuteman III.”

3) “We are arguing over who has COCOM of a rock.” – referring to status of PK following deactivation

2) “ He is an @$$ with a very choke-able neck.”

Now, the #1 quote overheard in the ICBM program…

 


1) “I don’t care if we drop a booster on an endangered three-_____ed marmoset, if
we’re under attack, we’re gonna launch.”


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