ICBM Program Quotes #64
Sixty Fourth Edition of The: Top 10 Quotes Overheard in the ICBM Program


Posted Sunday, March 27, 2005

  
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10) “Tell the PK crewmember that is going to have to PCS to Vandenberg to pull alert with one missile that’s never going to be flown that this is a ‘minor detail’.”

9) “Did you tell him to shove it up his @$$...politely?”

8) “We’re the ICBM division…that doesn’t have anything to do with ‘space’.”

7) “His problem is that he walks directly into the Colonel’s office and tells him the sky is falling because he can’t see past his f^$#!ing pocket protector.”

6) “This is a MAJCOM sword fight and we’ve only got a Swiss Army knife.”

5) “If we ever show up in a court of law on this issue, I am going to be a hostile
witness.”

4) “We’re going to go and burn down the Pentagon…anybody wanna go?” – Person #1
“Can I light the match?” – Person #2
“Actually, we’re going to have a raffle for that. I think we can raise about a billon
dollars.” – Person #1

3) “Monte’s sense of humor can offend about two thirds of our customer base in
about five seconds.”

2) “Before I say any more, can I get a roll call of who is in the vault?”

Now, the #1 quote overheard in the ICBM program…

 


1) “Deuce didn’t evolve with us or better than us. Deuce evolved on it’s own like the
Galapagos Island of weapon systems.”


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