ICBM Program Quotes #65
Sixty Fifth Edition of The: Top 10 Quotes Overheard in the ICBM Program


Posted Friday, April 8, 2005

  
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10) “Hey, I’m a Titan guy, I don’t know anything.” – Contractor #1
“I’ll second that motion.” – Contractor #2

9) “If it’s built this way, you can be stupid and still do your job right.”

8) “Being a missileer is like being a monk with a 12” _______. You have all this
firepower but you can’t do anything with it.”.”

7) “I’m risk averse and won’t take chances. I’m practicing for O6-dom.”

6) “Crew’s can’t read anyway, so it doesn’t matter what the prompt says.”

5) “If (Country X) has one, why can’t we have one?”
“Because we have Congress and they don’t.”

4) “Never underestimate the power of an idiot.”

3) “Hey man, this is God’s country.”
“Yeah, well God’s country smells like f&^!ing rotting brine shrimp.”

2) “I can’t tell you how proud I am to be part of our nation’s ICBM force that looks
exactly like it did in 1978…except smaller.”

Now, the #1 quote overheard in the ICBM program…

 


1) “I don’t care if it is politically correct; if DCWG is pronounced “Dick-Wig”, then
SCNQ is pronounced “Skank”.


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