ICBM Program Quotes #60
Sixtieth Edition of The: Top 10 Quotes Overheard in the ICBM Program


Posted Friday, February 25, 2005

  
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10) “They may work for AFMC, but it’s our money.”

9) “If you're blatantly stupid, you deserve to crit."

8) “According to the Air Room, ICBMs are sexy again.”

7) “These guys fight and argue like sixth graders, but they’re yelling about national security and billions of dollars.”

6) “You can have all the EWO you want, but without codes, all you have is a 40 ton paperweight.”

5) “Always answer questions with questions. It’s the AF way.”

4) “We’re going to have you go downrange and ensure there aren’t any mammals in the area before we launch. We’ll have you positioned right at ground zero, that way we’ll be ensured of never hitting you.”

3) “This program is like herpes. Craig gave it to you and now you can’t get rid of it.”

2) “I took an oath to protect and serve, but since I'm not armed here, I just serve…”

Now, the #1 quote overheard in the ICBM program…

 


1) “The only thing that being a Major has done for me is allow me to be grumpy to more people.”


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