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Ninety Ninth Edition of The: Top 10 Quotes Overheard in the ICBM Program |
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Here they are folks...enjoy.
10) “You may get out of marching in the parade but you may end up being in charge of the cocktail weenies. “
9) “You are either sure or you are not. There is no ‘Nuke Sort-Of-Surety’.”
8) “Are you on flying status.” – Flight Surgeon Admin
“Yes.” – 2Lt
“What sort of aircraft do you fly, sir?” – Flight Surgeon Admin
“Satellites.” – 2Lt
7) “Looking at the coding that was done for RSLEP is like picking a scab.”
6) “Sir, do you need any help?” – Major
“No, I’m just standing here soaking up the missile-ness of it all.” – Lt Colonel
5) "This cloud over me, raining on me, is G.C." – Person #1
"No, you are being urinated on..." – Person #2
4) “I’d like to get an ‘HQ’ on my evaluation, but you really only need a ‘Q’ to do the job.”
3) “I'm going to put my right testical on the chopping block here because I feel like I just got kicked in my left testical."
2) “That's just what I wanted, a public display of urination at the base theater."
– Officer referring to AF urinalysis (a.k.a. Operation Golden Flow)
Now, the #1 quote overheard in the ICBM program...
1) “I never leave work for less than 6 inches.” – Contractor (and avid powder skier)
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NUMBER NINE EIGHT - SPECIAL COMM SYSTEMS EDITION!
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