ICBM Program Quotes #97
Ninety Seventh Edition of The: Top 10 Quotes Overheard in the ICBM Program


Posted Monday, June 5, 2006

  
ICBM Program Quotes #97

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Here they are folks... enjoy.

10) “I got my coffee cup caught in my purse strap and spilled it all over my customer.”
- Male contractor

9) “The CY08 funding is not an issue since I will be retired by then.” - Contractor


8) “He has the ability to reason. I’m not saying a Trunk MonkeyTM can’t...”


7) “That’s why I asked you to look at mine and see if it is worthy.”


6) “I’m the grease that makes the cog work.” – Person #1

“You mean the grease that gets squished?” – Person #2


5) “I just realized why I’m not hungry lately...it’s because I am all full of drugs.”
- Officer relating his bronchial infection stories


4) “It’s too bad that its [______ restaurant] closed. I was looking forward to trying out that new waitress."


3) “We used to have a message _____ in the old days. Back when Maj. ____ was an amoeba.”


2) “This is Jello® on the wall right now...and it’s a pretty warm wall.”



Now, the #1 quote overheard in the ICBM program...

 

 


1) “Just because these (pointing to Captains bars) and these (pointing to Lt Col oak leaves) are both silver, doesn’t mean they equate!” – Lt Colonel speaking to Captain


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