ICBM Program Quotes #96
Ninety Sixth Edition of The: Top 10 Quotes Overheard in the ICBM Program


Posted Monday, May 22, 2006

  
ICBM Program Quotes #96

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Here they are folks...enjoy.

10) “What do you want me to do?” – Captain #1
“I don’t care, I am not the one doing the work.” - Captain #2

9) “I don’t know anything about it, but I don’t like it.” - Captain

8) “If you have any other quotes from dead guys that you are using as EWO guidance, let me know.”


7) “Sir, what’s my duty title?” – Captain

“Chief, Pain in My @$$.” – Lt Colonel


6) “Sir, what is your official duty title, besides ‘Sir’?” – Contractor to Lt Colonel


5) “When you told me the launch results were ‘Pointy End First’, I was happy.”


4) “"We're in Colorado... you don't think people know how to grill $%!# out here?"
- AF Maj, referring to holding Guardian Challenge at Peterson AFB instead of Vandenberg and the concept of Santa Maria BBQ in the Rocky Mountains

 

3) “Remember, XP is God. They don’t answer to anybody.”


2) “Nuclear weapons can wipe out life on Earth...if used properly.” – An oldie, but a goodie

 

Now, the #1 quote overheard in the ICBM program...

 

 


1) “Show me the data or shut the %^& up!!!”


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