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Ninety Third Edition of The: Top 10 Quotes Overheard in the ICBM Program |
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Here they are folks...enjoy.
10) “My wife is convinced that me, my son, and my dog listen to the first five words out of her mouth, so if she’s going to make a point, she needs to do it fast.”
9) “We don’t trust him because he is an Air Staff guy.” – Person #1
“And he’s a friggin’ goober.” – Person #2
8) “This will all seem funny someday, but not right now.”
7) “I wouldn’t trust _________ to wipe my @$$.” – Person #1
“That begs the question, who do you want to wipe your @$$?” – Person #2
6) “Sir I have another tasker for you.” – Person #1
“You ain’t giving me a tasker. I am the Guardian Challenge be-otch.” – Person #2
5) “Have I told you guys that this place sucks the sweat off a dead mans _____, today?”
4) “There are 3 universal constants; hydrogen, bullsh!t, and @$$holes. They are everywhere, no matter where you go.”
3) “You don’t really think I would dime you out like that, do you?”
- Publisher of the “ICBM Quotes,” aka the ICBM world’s Larry Flynt
2) “If it ain’t Comp, it ain’t crap."
Now, the #1 quote overheard in the ICBM program...
1) “We have to take training that the Air Force has zero tolerance for ‘Human Trafficking’?
How many General’s out there have aids and execs? It’s the same thing.”
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