ICBM Program Quotes #92
Ninety Second Edition of The: Top 10 Quotes Overheard in the ICBM Program


Posted Tuesday, May 9, 2006

  
ICBM Program Quotes #92

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Here they are folks...enjoy.

10) “There’s something about ______, it’s like petting a cat backwards.”


9) “If we can’t have a 100% solution, can we get a 76.924% solution?” – Officer #1

“I don’t work anything greater than a 69% solution.” – Officer #2


8) “He got screwed over by the assignments people and is going someplace else.” – Person #1
“So, there is going to be a job opening?” – Person #2

“Hell, the body isn’t even cold yet.” – Person #3

“It’s not like I shanked the guy, some General did that. I’m just checking the body for cigarettes.” – Person #2

7) “If you want to donate or not, give me the AFAF form back. I go both ways.”

6) “If you’re gonna go overseas, I’d rather go someplace that I’m not going to get shot at so much.”


5) “A smart missile guy and 50 cents won’t get you promoted.”


4) “Just because you say it is, doesn’t mean it is a requirement.”


3) “Before I knew it, two Giant Balls had come out of my mouth.”


2) “Bring up opportunities for me to talk to the media again and I'll shut the hell up."



Now, the #1 quote overheard in the ICBM program...

 



1) “Contractors do all the work at space units. Active duty space operators are assigned to space units just in case an Air Force photographer shows up unexpectedly.”


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