ICBM Program Quotes #91
Ninety First Edition of The: Top 10 Quotes Overheard in the ICBM Program


Posted Wednesday, May 3, 2006

  
ICBM Program Quotes #91

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Here they are folks...enjoy.

10) “In case you haven’t noticed yet, ______ is an idiot.”


9) “What I want to do is take our tool out and see how well it works...just for grins.”
- Referencing a “software” tool (we hope)


8) “I’d never bare my @$$ to a Navy guy...”


7) “I’d take exception to that comment if I could remember what ‘senile’ meant.”


6) “You learn a lot about yourself by getting your _______ slapped.”


5) “DITSCAP is like a ‘Dunce Cap’ for a ‘SCNQ’,”


4) “Hell, I'm not just having fun... I'm having MANDATORY fun, which is obviously better than regular fun.”


3) “If I let everyone else do my job, I wouldn't have to do Jack S!@# around here.”


2) “The stupidity starts high and increases exponentially.” – Acquisitions Officer

 


Now, the #1 quote overheard in the ICBM program...

 



1) “We knew that if we screwed it up, millions of people might live”
– Former DoE Weapons Designer


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