ICBM Program Quotes #90
Ninetieth Edition of The: Top 10 Quotes Overheard in the ICBM Program


Posted Friday, April 28, 2006

  
ICBM Program Quotes #90

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Here they are folks...enjoy.

10) “Ash Wednesday is a little different here at the Headquarters. What we do is have a fire first thing in the morning, burn down Bldg. 1, and then the General makes the sign of the Space Wings on your chest with the ashes.”

9) “I found that if you threaten to go down there and burn someone’s (AFPC) house down if you don’t get the job you want, it doesn’t really help....or at least that is how I got the PRP position.”

8) “But we aren’t aiming for those islands...well at least not intentionally.”

7) “Sir, I just wanted you to look at my package. Will you please look at my package?”
– Major discussing staff package with Lt Col

6) “Remember, mechanical engineers make weapons. Civil engineers make targets.”

5) “It’s like Lt. Calley...I may have to burn down the whole ^%&ing SPO to save it.”

4) “We are changing the term man-in-charge to Dude-in-charge!” – Person #1

“What the heck for?” – Person #2

“So we can call it DIC!” – Person #1

“Well then since I am taking leave on Friday you are all going to be DIC-less!”
– Person #2

3) “It’s the SAC mentality – lack of punishment is a reward for a job well done.”

2) “When you retire, we will have an arch of streams for you to pass under, but it isn’t going to be water.” – Person #1

“Yeah, and all the guys your work with are a bunch of old men, so these aren’t going to be streams you can walk under.” – Person #2

“So, you’re saying my shoes are definitely going to get wet I take it.” – Person #3


Now, the #1 quote overheard in the ICBM program...

 



1) “An ICBM silo is just like a nuclear submarine, except turned on its tail and buried in the dirt.” – Colonel


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