ICBM Program Quotes #89
Eighty Ninth Edition of The: Top 10 Quotes Overheard in the ICBM Program


Posted Friday, April 21, 2006

  
ICBM Program Quotes #89

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Here they are folks...enjoy.

10) “I need some coffee. My eyes are watering and I look like a vampire."

9) "Should I turn my cell phone off?" – Person #1
“Are you kidding? You are going to die if you have that in here." – Person #2
Contractor conversation inside a secured area for a classified briefing

8) “I can’t go down.” – ICBM Operator
“Is your ball stiff?” – Contracted Software Engineer (referring to REACT trackball)
“Do you want a new ball?” - Contractor


7) “This was work that was done with our group. Most of the work was done by ____________. I get to present it and pretend to be as smart as he is."


6) “The Colonel had a case and a half of beer in there after the rehearsal.” – Officer
“For himself?” – Contractor


5) “That's what I meant. Well, I knew what I meant."


4) “There is a difference between a balloon and a parachutist. You’re talking about something that wants to go up vs. a guy that wants to go down.”


3) "How did the SELM go?" – Person #1
"We successfully launched 6 missiles." – Person #2
"Simulated." – Person #1
"Yeah, its about as good as Mk21 in a can (deactivated and not on alert)." – Person #2


2) “Where is your thingy (classified material)? I need to control it.” – Top Secret Control Officer


Now, the #1 quote overheard in the ICBM program...

 



1) “It says ‘ADA Time Exception Error’. What the hell does that mean?” – ICBM Operator

“It means the MPT sucks.” – Software Engineer


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