ICBM Program Quotes #88
Eighty Eighth Edition of The: Top 10 Quotes Overheard in the ICBM Program


Posted Tuesday, April 18, 2006

  
ICBM Program Quotes #88

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Here they are folks...enjoy.

10) “He’s FIGMO.” – Person #1
“Who’s FIGMO?” – Person #2
“[AF Officer]” – Person #1
“You had better get rid of that FIGMOness.” – Person #2

9) “You know, [AF Officer] would be really good for that job.” – Major

“No I don’t think so. I need a person who has one brain cell that rubs up against another brain cell.” – Lt Col

8) “I don’t like it when [35+ Year ICBM Contractor] is happy, it means something is wrong in the world, somewhere.” – Person #1

“Like somewhere, someone is getting their $#!& handed to them.” – Person #2


7) “There are a bunch of people out there who need to get weaned from the Guardian Challenge TDY teat.”


6) “You know if Brittany Spears wasn’t such a SCNQ, I am sure she would be a decent person.” (Ed Note: The pronunciation of the acronym for Status Change Notification Queue has not been officially sanctioned.)


5) “Damnit, [author of ICBM Quotes] the only way I am going to not make that quote list is to never say anything.” – Occurred 1.8 msec after Quote #6


4) “If you keep telling people they are doing a lousy job, they’ll start to believe you.”


3) “Clueless and unprofessional are no ways to go through life, son.”


2) “You sure missed a lot of good quotes in here last week.” – Person #1
“Yeah, something about honey and backsides.” – Person #2
“This isn’t related to ‘Brokeback Missileer’ is it?” – ICBM Quotes Author


Now, the #1 quote overheard in the ICBM program...

 



1) “So, General, how does it feel to get trained by two guys from Georgia and a guy from Kentucky?” – AF Captain

“Hell, I’m lucky I didn’t get _____ - %&#$ed.” (like I am going to risk my life for a quote by revealing a quote source)


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