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Eighty Eighth Edition of The: Top 10 Quotes Overheard in the ICBM Program |
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Here they are folks...enjoy.
10) “He’s FIGMO.” – Person #1
“Who’s FIGMO?” – Person #2
“[AF Officer]” – Person #1
“You had better get rid of that FIGMOness.” – Person #2
9) “You know, [AF Officer] would be really good for that job.” – Major
“No I don’t think so. I need a person who has one brain cell that rubs up against another brain cell.” – Lt Col
8) “I don’t like it when [35+ Year ICBM Contractor] is happy, it means something is wrong in the world, somewhere.” – Person #1
“Like somewhere, someone is getting their $#!& handed to them.” – Person #2
7) “There are a bunch of people out there who need to get weaned from the Guardian Challenge TDY teat.”
6) “You know if Brittany Spears wasn’t such a SCNQ, I am sure she would be a decent person.” (Ed Note: The pronunciation of the acronym for Status Change Notification Queue has not been officially sanctioned.)
5) “Damnit, [author of ICBM Quotes] the only way I am going to not make that quote list is to never say anything.” – Occurred 1.8 msec after Quote #6
4) “If you keep telling people they are doing a lousy job, they’ll start to believe you.”
3) “Clueless and unprofessional are no ways to go through life, son.”
2) “You sure missed a lot of good quotes in here last week.” – Person #1
“Yeah, something about honey and backsides.” – Person #2
“This isn’t related to ‘Brokeback Missileer’ is it?” – ICBM Quotes Author
Now, the #1 quote overheard in the ICBM program...
1) “So, General, how does it feel to get trained by two guys from Georgia and a guy from Kentucky?” – AF Captain
“Hell, I’m lucky I didn’t get _____ - %&#$ed.” (like I am going to risk my life for a quote by revealing a quote source)
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