ICBM Program Quotes #87
Eighty Seventh Edition of The: Top 10 Quotes Overheard in the ICBM Program


Posted Saturday, April 15, 2006

  
ICBM Program Quotes #87

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Here they are folks...enjoy.

10) “I’m not very smart, but I do know what CRIT means.”


9) “Ahhh...Missiles. Ain't it great?” – Person #1
“It has its moments, but this isn't one of them.” – Person #2


8) “That’d be about as funny as lighting clowns on fire.”


7) “He is a walking pile of idiocy.”


6) “This software sucks, but since it is trainer software it simulated sucks.”


5) “In ICBMs we don’t have ‘Random Successes’. MDA (Missile Defense Agency) has random successes when they occasionally run into things.”


4) “The [AF Organization] motto ‘We’re not happy until you’re not happy.”


3) “The government wastes more money then the contractors can steal.”
- re: GMATS program


2) “Why don’t we go home and drink on it, then sleep on it, then talk about it in the morning?”

 

Now, the #1 quote overheard in the ICBM program...

 



1) “SBIRS is a weapon of mass consumption.”


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