ICBM Program Quotes #83
Eighty Third Edition of The: Top 10 Quotes Overheard in the ICBM Program


Posted Friday, March 31, 2006

  
ICBM Program Quotes #83

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Here they are folks...enjoy.

10) “While you were busy building your PowerPoint slides, we would be busy killing you.” (Russian Officer)


9) “______ is such a good guy...sometimes I forget he was a Top Hander.”


8) “The biggest disadvantage to all of this is the MMB system.”


7) “If it’s coming from the SPO, it’s pretty safe to take the opposite position.”


6) “Never trust a man that can type without looking at his fingers.”


5) “When ____ was on crew, you launched with flint and steel and the inhibit command was a bucket of water.”

 

4) “Pull out your floppy, slap it on the console, and put it back in.”


3) “But we delivered the 4 month late software 2 weeks early...”


2) “Hey, at least my bull$#!& is consistent.”

 

Now, the #1 quote overheard in the ICBM program...

 



1) “Next year, we are going to do all our training on Lite-BritesTM ...it’s the same weapon system fidelity as OPEAT.”


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