ICBM Program Quotes #80
Eightieth Edition of The: Top 10 Quotes Overheard in the ICBM Program


Posted Monday, October 24, 2005

  
ICBM Program Quotes #80

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Here they are folks...enjoy.

10) “Here’s an Action Item for you…’FIGURE IT OUT!’.”

9) “If there’s a doughnut inside a vault two floors away, __________________
(Insert name of former 564 MS/CC here)
will be able to sniff it down, especially if it is free.”

8) “Writing an error for steps out of sequence is a gay writeup.”

7) “You gotta rub salt in the wound while it’s still fresh…if you wait until it scabs over, then it doesn’t hurt, and what fun is that?”

6) “Be careful with what you say, if you *!$$ off some GS guys before
10:00am, they will be retired before noon.”

5) “Yeah, Bianca just went by and Casey is going to be over this way a little
bit later.” (Major)
“(Expletive deleted), Major _______ you are going to be a General Officer
Someday…not only do you remember the names of your subordinates,
you even remember stripper’s names!” (Contractor)

4) “If you are going to war, you gotta go where there are women and booze,
and in Iraw there are neither.”

3) “Here’s the problem…you are speaking their bull$%!&.”

2) “Hey, we ain’t afraid to do some targeting.”

Now, the #1 quote overheard in the ICBM program...

 



1) “This place is like F.E. Warren…if you screw something up, you just need to keep quiet about it and someone will soon surpass your stupidity.”


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