ICBM Program Quotes #78
Seventy Eighth Edition of The: Top 10 Quotes Overheard in the ICBM Program


Posted Monday, October 10, 2005

  
ICBM Program Quotes #78

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Here they are folks...enjoy.

10) “Just tell the boss that if he doesn’t know, he doesn’t need to know.”

9) “The beauty of the new STRATCOM is that everyone pretty much works for
the J3.”

8) “So that’s what RSLEP is going to be known for? Dumbing down the B
System COP with words.”

7) “So you went to school and worked at STRATCOM...so you really haven’t
been in the Air Force for awhile.”

6) “Do you know the Colonel’s date of birth?” – Person #1
“I don’t know...he is as old as $%!#.” – Person #2

5) “We’re not trying to test ‘em, we’re trying the screw ‘em.” (GC Evaluator)

4) “You are eliminating our flexibility for maintenance.” – Person #1
“No, what I am doing is eliminating your ability to screw the Air Room.”
- Person #2

3) “I can remember this now, but I don’t remember why.”

2) “The Communications and Reporting Document is like of of those boogers
that you’d like to get rid of, but you just keep looking at it instead of
flicking.”

Now, the #1 quote overheard in the ICBM program...

 

 

1) “You have reached Headquarters Air Force Space Command. Your call is
important to us. There still is a nuclear mission. If you need assistance,
please call 1-800-SID-POLLOK.”


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