ICBM Program Quotes #77
Seventy Seventh Edition of The: Top 10 Quotes Overheard in the ICBM Program


Posted Tuesday, October 4, 2005

  
ICBM Program Quotes #77

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Here they are folks…enjoy.

10) “I am going to have to ban you two missile guys from talking about aircraft $%!#.”

9) “Come on we’re all SAC warriors…none of us are virgins now! Some have been rode hard and more often than others.”

8) “According to some of the finest medical professionals money can bribe I DO NOT have a drinking problem.”

7) “There was a conflict there. ____ had a brain and ____ didn’t.”

6) “Considering my options, what I should not have done was f#%&ed with it.”
(Action Officer pondering an electronic staff package)

5) “Good business is not lying to your customer. Good engineering is when you deliver software that actually f#%!ing works.”

4) “We couldn’t figure out a way to screw over the units on Friday afternoon, so we went home at the normal time.”

3) “As for my part he can shoot the stupid and just tell God they died.”

2) “A fine line of bull$#!^ is still bull$#!^.”

Now, the #1 quote overheard in the ICBM program…

 

 

1) “Giving the contractor a ‘+++’ Award Fee for solving a problem that they created is like starting a fire in the microwave, putting it out, and then writing yourself up for Combat Crew of the Month.”


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