ICBM Program Quotes #76
Seventy Sixth Edition of The: Top 10 Quotes Overheard in the ICBM Program


Posted Tuesday, September 13, 2005

  
ICBM Program Quotes #76

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Here they are folks…enjoy.

10) “There are 17 testers in the LE trainer, but Ryan and I were in the SDME alone
just ‘going to town’.” – Person #1
“I don’t know what your contract says, but I don’t want to be associated with your
‘going to town’ concept.” – Person #2

9) “F/S in the WS display box can’t be removed by the contractor…sounds to me like
F/S stands for ‘Full of $%!#’.”

8) “Are the space/missile contractors going to become Credentialed Space
Professionals, too? I think you’d look really good in some Senior Space
Wings…I mean if we are giving them to the Acquisitions folks, they are 3 or 4
steps down the food chain from an XON contractor!!!”

7) “I never wanted to be a program manager because I want to kick people’s butts too much.”

6) “AFSPC is trying to put a Band-Aid™ on STRATCOMs gaping head wound.”

5) “Just because we have permission doesn’t mean we have to do it.”

4) “No one has ever been busted for shredding something that they never controlled in
the first place.”

3) “I don't know anything, I'm a dumb ass…I work for the SPO." – DoD GS Employee

2) “I just found a way to make this test procedure efficienter.” – Software test engineer

Now, the #1 quote overheard in the ICBM program…

 

 

 

1) “Where is the life preserver marked USS RSLEP MPT and the flowing deck chair
(a rat deserting a sinking ship)?” – In response to the following photograph


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