ICBM Program Quotes #74
Seventy Fourth Edition of The: Top 10 Quotes Overheard in the ICBM Program


Posted Friday, September 9, 2005

  
ICBM Program Quotes #74

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Here they are folks…enjoy.

10) “Yes, ______ you are an @$$, but you are the kind of @$$ that I like having around.”


9) “We have a $%^#! program in this headquarters called ‘get off your freakin’ butt, get on your freakin’ feet, and get out and talk to people once in awhile instead of this email crap – especially when they are in a cubical in the office next to yours’.”

8) “Have you been able to make codes fun?” – Person #1
“Not exactly…although we have had some success in the ‘Make Codes Not Suck
Much” category” – Person #2

7) “After going to the PMR and the NSWG, I am a firm believer in both unilateral nuclear disarmament and LBSD…anything to get rid of these people.”

6) “I love signing people up for $%!# when they’re not here.”

5) “If it ain’t F-22, it don’t matter. This I am pretty sure of.”

4) “Monte, I know it was you that said it. Sid couldn’t have said something like that.
He is a gentleman.”


3) “What is ‘SOPS’?” – Person #1
“Some space $%!#.” – Person #2
“That doesn’t make any sense…we have a SOPS in Bldg 1?” – Person #1
“It’s space $%!#...why would I care about space $%!#, this is missiles.” – Person #2

2) “I drink more because of PRP now than I did when I was on PRP.”

Now, the #1 quote overheard in the ICBM program…

 

 

 

1) “To call RSLEP a ‘Train-Wreck’ is a compliment. A train wreck assumes that you
had a functioning train to begin with, at some point.”


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