ICBM Program Quotes #70
Seventieth Edition of The: Top 10 Quotes Overheard in the ICBM Program


Posted Wednesday, June 15, 2005

  
ICBM Program Quotes #70

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Here they are folks...enjoy.

10) “When I first met _____, we were talking about cars and girls, now we talk about
prostates.”

9) “I’m not sure why he is acting like his _____ is bigger than everyone elses.”-Officer #1
“Because he is a USAF Weapons School graduate...he went to class for that.”-Officer #2

8) “That guy is more slippery than a piece of lutefisk.”

7) “We like to call the MOC the SIPRNET café."

6) “There is no such thing as ‘pain’ for me anymore. If it doesn’t involve the
Protocol office, it’s just an annoyance....but it’s like Chinese water torture.”

5) “This is my policy of rigid flexibility...anything she has ever said, done, changed,
or otherwise modified is perfectly fine with me.”

4) “Remember, if you’re having fun you are at the wrong desk.”

3) “You are not even the meat in this sandwich...you are more like a discarded
olive over on the side next to the chips.”

2) “So, the acronym is just an acronym...it doesn’t stand for anything.”

Now, the #1 quote overheard in the ICBM program…

 



1) “SAP/SAR is just a way to cover up capabilities that we don’t have.”


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