ICBM Program Quotes #69
Sixty Ninth Edition of The: Top 10 Quotes Overheard in the ICBM Program


Posted Saturday, May 21, 2005

  
ICBM Program Quotes #69

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Here they are folks...enjoy.

10) “I have no pride in authorship at all since I just made this $#!& up.”

9) “Here’s an award feed input – ‘________ successfully antagonized AF customer
(Defense Contractor)
into telling a lower-ranking contractor to $%^!#-off.’”

8) “You can use and F-18 to carry a bomb if you only need to get it from here to
Briargate.”

7) “He may be the iron fist, but ______ is the iron @$$.”

6) “It’s a great analysis, but who gives a $%!# ?”

5) “A GS only has to keep the government happy - contractor has to keep everybody
happy.”

4) “You did just fine. You’re from Texas and people have low expectations.”

3) “If everyone’s your customer, you’re a $%^&ing wh*re.”

2) “There ought to be a federal law that all papers containing it must be labeled
‘BULL$#!%’. No, that would be too much...all papers not containing
‘BULL$#!%’ should be labeled as such to save time.”

Now, the #1 quote overheard in the ICBM program…

 



1) “I don’t want to look like the Village Idiot – we’ll leave that up to the SPO.”
- AF Officer (not a contractor!)


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