ICBM Program Quotes #68
Sixty Eighth Edition of The: Top 10 Quotes Overheard in the ICBM Program


Posted Friday, May 20, 2005

  
ICBM Program Quotes #68

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Here they are folks...enjoy.

10) “If you’re looking around the room in a meeting trying to figure out who the crazy
person is, and you can’t figure it out...the crazy person is you.”

9) “I’m on record as early as 8 months ago saying this was a stupid idea.”

8) “This is what RSLEP would look like if it were a staple puller.”
(AF Major holding a decrepit, half-broken, government-issued staple puller)

7) “If you’re working on a proposal and you screw it up so bad that they have to get
someone else to do your work, you won’t have to work on proposals again.”

6) “_________ doesn’t like to bring technical guys into the meeting because the
(Defense Contractor)
managers are afraid that the engineers are going to say something like ‘There’s no

way we can deliver that on time or on schedule.”

5) “I am finding all my solutions in malted beverages.”

4)
“AFSPC was on the telecon, so you should be on the same sheet of music” – Person #1
“Well, some of us at AFSPC are reading from the Mozart sheet of music and others
are reading from the Ramone’s sheet of music.” – Person #2

3) “If you guy’s can’t get all your $&!t into one sock, don’t expect us to do it for
you.”

2) “The subs unlock code is a good set of bolt cutters and they’re b!#$*ing at us about
running the Short ALCC Hold-off ?”

Now, the #1 quote overheard in the ICBM program…

 


1) “People say you ‘learn a lot’ by working at AFSPC. What they don’t tell you is
it’s like learning a lot in prison where you may learn how much a human body is
worth in cigarettes. So you’ve learned something, but it’s not something you really
needed to know.”


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