ICBM Program Quotes #67
Sixty Seventh Edition of The: Top 10 Quotes Overheard in the ICBM Program


Posted Friday, May 20, 2005

  
ICBM Program Quotes #67

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10) “I haven’t done anything for the Global War on Terrorism except complain about the long line to get on base every morning and I get to wear the GWOT medal.”

9) “He was a great guy 30 years ago when he was under 60.”

8) “I know you contractors are part of the ‘Shadow Government’…you’re no
_________, but come on.”
(Defense Contractor)

7) “Nobody told me in ROTC that as an Air Force Major in ICBMs I would be worrying about the color of f%^&ing napkins for a retirement dinner. That wasn’t on the f%^&ing recruiting poster.”

6) “’Colonel’s Working Group’ is the biggest oxymoron in the Air Force” – Colonel

5) “We’re getting the hell beat out of us and that’s not in the contract.” - Contractor

4) “A $3000 STU phone and we didn’t get a %^&ing manual?”

3) “I have sunk to a new low. I am a protocol b!^&#!” – Same Major as #7

2) “If you didn’t have cops, you wouldn’t need cops.”- think about this…

Now, the #1 quote overheard in the ICBM program…

 


1) “You’re more likely to find an alien spacecraft out there than a SBIRS-Low
satellite.”


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