ICBM Program Quotes #100
One Hundredth Edition of The: Top 10 Quotes Overheard in the ICBM Program


Posted Monday, July 3, 2006

  
ICBM Program Quotes #100

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Here they are folks...enjoy.

10) “I can add 1 + 1 and get 2; but not always." – Lt Colonel


9) “The T.O. is not always as reliable as Monte....perhaps we should give him a ‘dash’ number.”


8) “________ is the only one who can’t use the ‘F’-word in the vault....the rest of you can bite my @$$.”


7) “I already know what a hostile contractor is. I have __________ (Contractors name) around here telling me I'm not that brilliant every day."


6) “If I don’t get to smack a military person once a day, I get the shakes.” – Contractor


5) "No, no, no, sir....” – Captain
“Damn it _________ (Captain’s Name) don’t you ‘Julia’ me!!!” – Lt Colonel


4) “If they need the data that bad, tell them they can stand inside the launcher and collect all the data they want.” - Contractor


3) “Remember, ________ (Captain’s Name) an 0-5 is authorized to kill one 0-3 in his career, and you’re about to be mine.” – Lt Colonel to Captain


2) “Sorry Colonel I’ve already used yours.” – Retired Lt Colonel (Contractor) in response to #3

 

Now, the #1 quote overheard in the ICBM program and the 1000th quote to date...

 

 


1) “We don’t need cops to check IDs at the gate to spot terrorists...we just need a dispenser that opens the gate when you pick up a pork rind.”


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