ICBM Program Quotes #49
Forty Ninth Edition of The: Top 10 Quotes Overheard in the ICBM Program


Posted Wednesday, August 25, 2004

  
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10) “I don’t want to just walk right in to the $%!# storm, I’d rather put on my raincoat first.”

9) “Damn it, Sid stop pushing my buttons, I can only fight one war at a time.”

8) “I just found out that I am in charge of Operationally Responsive Space.”
- Major #1
“How did you find that out?” – Major #2

“One of my contractors told me.” – Major #1

7) “They are children trying to think outside of the sandbox.”

6) “We really want you at the meeting so we can get your input.” – Engineer
“What input are you looking for, exactly?” – Project Manager
“Just sitting in your chair and making snide comments, like usual.” – Engineer

5) “It’s not maliciousness, it’s ignorance.”

4) “Dude, it’s only at missile units that people think ‘SECRET’ is classified.”

3) “I haven’t even moved to XP and I’m already irrelevant.”

2) “Every weapon is special, every weapon is good.”

Now, the #1 quote overheard in the ICBM program…

 


1) “As contractors, we are prostitutes. Our employers are pimps and our customers have a credit card that could expire at any moment.”


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