ICBM Program Quotes #53
Fifty Third Edition of The: Top 10 Quotes Overheard in the ICBM Program


Posted Monday, August 30, 2004

  
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10) “Kentucky is the Jelly State.”

9) “If you find that 24 hours in a day is not enough to get your job done, work
nights.”

8) “Are those your initials on the TPS?” – Officer #1
“Yeah, I have Courtney Love initials…they get strung out sometimes.”
- Officer #2

7) “If a tornado came along and destroyed this building in the ‘real world’, it
would be 3 weeks before anybody noticed.”

6) “Why isn’t the Air Force using this?” – Person #1
“It didn’t cost enough.” – Person #2

5) “Not only am I a bad dad, now I am a bad staff officer.”

4) “By that time, Armageddon has set in and you’re eating the BMAT.”

3) “Do you do your own TDY orders?” – Auditor
“No. If I did that, I would be spending a lot more time in Hawaii.” - Major


2) “______ puts the ‘J’ in junior Captain.”

Now, the #1 quote overheard in the ICBM program…

 


1) “If it’s not illegal, immoral, or unethical, it’s negotiable.”


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