ICBM Program Quotes #57
Fifty Seventh Edition of The: Top 10 Quotes Overheard in the ICBM Program


Posted Friday, December 10, 2004

  
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10) “In software, we like to call deleting code that fixes other problems ‘positive collateral damage’.”

9) “Lazy we can fix…dumb is permanent.”

8) “He’s a segull Colonel, swoops in, makes a lot of noise, drops a bunch of
$#!@, and flies away.”

7) “Of course we are going to keep modernizing Minuteman III. How many times did the B-52 guys go in front of Congress and tell them they couldn’t sustain the BUFF beyond 1975?”

6) “If you guys like going in the back door, this is the perfect tool.” – (Before you think something dirty, this was said by a software guy)

5) “I could see that with a regular dumb crew, but this is a Senior Crew.”

4) “When you fall on your sword, you’re not supposed to kill everybody else.”

3) “Sometimes missileers like to flog themselves just because they can.”

2) “The space guys do like to get dual phenomenology on things…that’s a concept they understand very well.” (Person #1)
“Yeah, in missiles dual phenomenology means 2 RVs on the same target.”
(Person #2)

Now, the #1 quote overheard in the ICBM program…

 


1) “We don’t think the SAST meets the SRS definition of a ‘template’.” (Project Manager)
“What does the ‘T’ in the SAST acronym stand for?” (Government Representative)

“Template.” (Project Manager)


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