ICBM Program Quotes #52
Fifty Second Edition of The: Top 10 Quotes Overheard in the ICBM Program


Posted Sunday, August 29, 2004

  
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10) “If you give us a weapon, we’ll find a use for it.”

9) “Be careful with what you say…EAP-STRAT Vol. WATTS might get used by MATT-SPACE.”

8) “Shut up. I’m trying to kill this. It sounds like work, and I don’t like it.”

7) “Changing things just for consistency’s sake is just plain silly.”

6) “No time is ‘a bad time to key turn’.”

5) “Do you really want me to waste another tree printing this out again?”
- Officer #1
“We’re retargeting nuclear weapons down here…we’re not really concerned
about the environment.”‘ - Officer #2

4) “Your computer is not be used for religious purposes. It is government
property, so you are not supposed to pray in front of it.” - Person #1

“It’s not religious, I’m praying my work will go away.” - Person #2

3) “The company says the hardware cost is $5,000 per missile, which in SPO/IPIC money is a billion dollars.”


2) “That’s stupid, nutty, weird, and we aren’t going to do it until we’re told.”

Now, the #1 quote overheard in the ICBM program…

 


1) “ I take care of them and they _____ me….it’s a trailer park relationship….somebody call the cops.”


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