ICBM Program Quotes #59
Fifty Ninth Edition of The: Top 10 Quotes Overheard in the ICBM Program


Posted Saturday, February 12, 2005

  
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10) “Why are we doing 50% of our software work for 10% of the ICBM force?”
- Regarding MMB system

9) “Col. ______ isn’t here today.” (Capt)
“So, who’s in charge?” (Maj)
“Lt. Col _____ is our Chachi.” (Capt)

8) “Hey, last time I checked, my office symbol starts with ‘HQ’. Does that clear
it up for you?”

7) “If SBIRS is any indication about software, you can be assured your going to take this program in the _____ ______.”

6) “Is it bad if your urine smells and looks exactly like Mountain Dew?”

5) “Why are we doing the deployment that way?” (Contractor)
“Because XONN said so.” (SETA Guy)

4) “I’m arguing for you and against you.”

3) “These Airmen are so good at this…they are like the Special Forces of HAC/RMPE software testing.”

2) “Fifty percent attrition is a job half done.”

Now, the #1 quote overheard in the ICBM program…

 


1) “Breakfast is the most important drink of the day.”


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