ICBM Program Quotes #55
Fifty Fifth Edition of The: Top 10 Quotes Overheard in the ICBM Program


Posted Wednesday, November 24, 2004

  
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10) “All the numbers are valid…even the bad ones.”

9) “Is SIPRNET down again? $^&@!, you gotta remember to always save your $%!# before you go and take a $%!#.”

8) “I can’t perform my space superiority mission unless I’m wearing a green bag.”

7) “If you can’t find 10 targets, you’re not looking hard enough.”

6) “You do more for the ICBM force by killing bad ideas than supporting ‘good’ ones.”

5) “I wanna know money, but I don’t wanna do money.”

4) “This hole punch right here knows more about EWO than he does.”

3) “I look at SERV as a polished turd that can’t meet it’s delivery schedule.”

2) “This tasker is a perfect example of a 700 mile screwdriver direct to the unit.”

Now, the #1 quote overheard in the ICBM program…

 


1) “If an ICBM planner gives you the peace sign, it means he’s covering you with 2 RVs.”


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