ICBM Program Quotes #58
Fifty Eighth Edition of The: Top 10 Quotes Overheard in the ICBM Program


Posted Friday, February 11, 2005

  
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10) “The sky isn’t falling, but it’s full.”


9) “I am always happy to take an action item since I can always delegate it.”


8) “Old age and treachery will always overcome youth and skill.”


7) “If you’re taking out the trash, take _____ _____ with you.”
(Software Engineer)

6) “Here’s an award fee input for you…’Consistently identifies gate needs
closing long after cows are gone’.”


5) “The Quadrennial Defense Review is a series of organizational ‘&^$!-you’s’
that grow exponentially as the process drags on.”


4) “This is a working group. We’re supposed to work, right?”


3) “We want to give them a warm fuzzy before we kick them in the junk.”


2) “This system runs like a Commodore VIC-20 with molasses poured over the
processor and set outside in January.”


Now, the #1 quote overheard in the ICBM program…

 

 

1) “When you go to _______ ________ for software, you sort of expect to wake
(Defense Contractor)
up in the morning to find your daughter pregnant and all of the change on top

of your dresser missing.”


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