ICBM Program Quotes #50
Fiftieth Edition of The: Top 10 Quotes Overheard in the ICBM Program


Posted Friday, August 27, 2004

  
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10) “It’s amazing how many words can come out of _______’s mouth and say absolutely nothing.”

9) “He is very knowledgeable about useless information.”

8) “We don’t want you to read it, we just want you to do it. That’s the way we did it in SAC.”

7) “Nobody likes to see the TSCO in the office more than the ATSCO.”

6) “Monte, if you refer to me as ‘your customer’ one more time, I am going to stab you in the %^$#@! throat.”

5) “Weapons school guys don’t need to wear a patch to let you know who they are…they do that by their general incompetence.”

4) “What happens if someone crashes a 747 into the Command Center? “
“I don’t care about the Command Center. They don’t do $%!& there anyway.”

3) “I’m not an F.E. Warren guy, I’m a PK guy.”

2) “That is an anally extracted requirement.”


Now, the #1 quote overheard in the ICBM program…


1) “It’s only lying if you intentionally meant to deceive.” (Military academy graduate)


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